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Did I miss something?

Hah! I have beaten you! Squirt water at me, I'll sho--

[Right on cue, there's a sputter of water from the comm, and a series of Russian curses.]

... Maybe I have not.

So... what is this temple I hear about? What happened to it?

[When the comm comes on, it's being kicked aside by an errant foot. The video shows the Russian man in his room, his shirt nowhere to be found, and in the midst of swinging his scabbard around in what looks like a complicated manner ( Read more... )

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I don't know if you have noticed... but there is a very big problem on this ship. And it is not caused by a little girl.

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

You are infested with bear.